One day, on the banks of the Tyne, he sat down to have some bait, put a hand on eez heed and thought “howay man, whys ney one teaching these bairns how to get into the real world! Ya cannet leave school wiv ney real life experience?! Mebbie it’ll take an aald gadgie like me to get them telt.? Aye, belta, that’s the one.” He jumped on the Metro, excited while gannin hyem, had his scran and went off to the scratcha for the neet to get plannin.
Many moons ago, wor Martin Hedley was born of a Geordie Da way doon sooth. It wesn’t ’til the mid-1970s his cuddy an’ cart finally made it to the toon for univorsity. He spent eez college days plodging the deed canny beaches of the North Sea, hikin’ clarty trails, waaalking over the bridges and doon Toon. After uni’ he went to America, all posh like, graftin eez career aal ower. He returned to the toon in 2018 (ye can never really leave the playus).
Here, we can even work wiv ya employers! If they ever sit doon, proper paggered, thinking “hew man.. who’s gannin to show these new gadgies how we do it here” the Achievement Academy can work wiv ya existing training process. Champion! How class is that?
Feeling nebby aboot what wours dee? Come have a deek. We’ll put on our proppa posh voices, taalk aal day to make sure wours fit ya company, where ya are in life and we can be the best team since Ant & Dec. Get more of your goals than Shearer. You’ll fit reet in wiv our bunch or worldies.
Mint! Got any questions, just ask. Shy bairns get nowt
Efter yeors iv mentorin an coachin all the geet big companies, wor Martin wanted to lend a hand to the bairns of the world. Him and his dead canny marra’s now sit doon and help Ye out of ya fettle. (We’re a right bunch of bobby dazzler’s). We get to knaa every single kid in the Achievement Academy and make sure ya de as ye telt, ney workytickets here! Divvint worry, even if ya think you’re a doylen, we’ll cater the content to fit for yersel.
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